1. guiseofgentlewords:

    my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

    (via ruhe-bitte)

    • parents:   ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
    • parents:   ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
    • parents:   ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
    • parents:   ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
    • parents:   ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
    • parents:   having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
    • kid/teen/young adult/adult:   i dont want kids
    • parent:   wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
  2. (Source: nomasdrogasparami)

  3. joshpeck:

    do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

    (via i-want-fo0d)

  4. twerkforcats:

    this is so important

    (Source: jill-wood, via i-want-fo0d)

  5. (Source: twitterscreencaps, via cheyyyyyy)

  6. (Source: zay4ik, via gucciblunts)

  7. (Source: raccoonology, via dontwakeemeup)

  8. (Source: shimmyshimmyaa, via kingwank)

    shadicasper:

    #BreakingStereotypes

    (via violetviolentdaylight)

  9. New ink yo

  10. "Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."

    Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: 4lokos4ever, via zanonii)

  11. "I always expect to be disappointed"

    My six word story. (via titani-um)

    (via zero--orchestra)